it amazed me to watch him try to swallow it, but you cannot imagine the scene it was watching him shit out a bongo drum.

i'm really not sure what the best part of this photo is. the eight bike chains two cells phones and massive set of keys weighing homies pants down, or the fact that his chick is holding his pants up. either way it was the funniest and most awkward ride on the M train ever.

laziest mohawk ever. real punks keep up on their hair game. i mean, everything else about you can and should be grimey, but, what the fuck. your shit should'nt look like you've been trying to do head stands in the subway all day. get a grip.

i was gonna make " bitch, you mad ugly" stickers, but, alas i was too late.

no bullshit. this is actually real. i stumbled across this little gem in a small town just south of buffalo. what the fuck? ya got maybe 500 people living in this town, and you don't even know who owns the getaway mobile. i know what i'll do, i'll call the authorities on this one. nah. why bother. i'll just put up a bunch of posters hoping somebody gives a shit about my babycat. dude! you watched somebody steal your cat and ya put up posters? you should be hit in the head with your cat. repeatedly swung around by the tail and whacked into your headpeice. you're totally burnt.

ya know what? no. i can't even do it. no comment. wowzers.

sick! people are so clever sometimes. gee whiz. all i have to do is cut the A outta this ad and people are gonna laugh histerically every time they're waiting on the train. weak. i'm amazed there isn't a cock wedged between one of these poor dame's lips. but on serious note, the black chick's got an awesome mustache workin. that part is pretty dope. yeah, i said gee whiz. what of it? i'm bringin that shit back. i might even start sayin wowzers. deal, bitches.

.......true, but, gimme about three minutes when i'm hammered. Any more and i'll just pass out on top of you.

a tree grows in brooklyn...yup, on the F train for sure. look how tweaked out cheetah woman looks.