goldmine! i found the perfect one for me. mid forties scooter whippin' skinny jeans stuffin' mother of two. peep that left hand....no rings. shit yeah, now i just gotta hit over the head with a club and drag her back to the cave.

"dude, look at my fuckin' awesome spiky feaux-hawk. bitches love me, and my affliction t-shirt. i just wish all of my ed hardy tees werent in the laundry."

dude, seriously....i can't even front,but, there's something about middle aged woman riding razor scooters that turns me on. yeah...that and chicks in their fifties dressing like they're in their twenties. suck in that fupa baby....them skinny jeans will fit if you just pretend hard enough.

after getting off the train, me and eazy e's cousin downed a couple 8ball forties and bitch slapped a bunch of hoes......the scary mexican mullet man tagged along for a bit, but, he was super creepy. he kept asking to touch my homies jerry curls. that ain't cool. not cool at all.

pimpin' ain't easy, but it sure is fun to have the type of career that allows the ability to rock shiny suits, high heel boots, and mad feathers in your top hat. this man has got the right idea. i think i might bring back the robin hood look. fuck yeah. one super long red feather. fuck a bouquet.

awesome! i shoulda know. i'll bet you any money that Osama is probably a fuckin' Lakers fan. cheeky overseas terrorist scumbags and they're bullshit dynasty ball clubs. gimme a brake. if pol pot were able i'm sure he'd be cheering for the cowboys. douche bag....i meant Tony Romo. i dislike him far more than pol pot. to be honest i dont know much of the ol' pot man......he was simply just the first tyrant that popped into my skull.

remember these baddass feline motherfuckers? i do. fuck g.i. joe that new movie is fucking retarded we the people deserve thunders cats movie. thats for sure. i'm gonna write a letter. hollywood will hear my voice goddamnitt!!!!!!!!!!

that moustache is so epic! pizza is the best. i love creative and witty stickers.

yeah. fuck pizza that shits over-rated. stupid triangular food.

what kind of nonsense rub-n-tub joint is this? relexology sounds like the kind of thing you would find at a torture chamber. if in fact this is a "happy ending" type of place what the fuck is a musk wink rub? that just sounds horrible. what do you get beat off with a shitty smelling cologne by a little asian woman with a stigmatism? fuck that, just thinking about is giving me a serious heada che.